My Declaration of Independence

For the first time in over 30 years, Hoosiers joined most of the rest of the United States this morning in moving clocks one hour ahead in order to observe Daylight Saving Time. Arizona and Hawaii are the only two sane states left, leaving their clocks alone year-round.

I realize that the measurement of time is a purely human invention, so time manipulation isn't against God's law. But dangit, it just ain't natural! I have the clock over there on the right set to Indiana time, and I'm not budging. The rest of the state can go crazy, but as for me, I'm sticking. So there.